MR.DUNLAP!!

MR. DUNLAP HAS SURVIVED HIS SURGERY ON HIS SHOULDER...OR WAS IT HIS KNEE???

Anyway so he's back...I think he thinks he is Chuck Norris because he said that he ran a mile the day after his surgery...which I guess isn't alot considering Mr.Dunlap runs about 7 miles a day. He's like a running machine who always seems to get himself into situations that are ackward

for instance:

One day he told Sapna that she probably doesn't know much about Christianity because she's Indian but she replied that she attended a Catholic school when she was young...and he just said...oh. and walked away.

Thank you very much Mr. Dunlap you fill our lives with joy...and lot's of AP Euro homework!

Mr. Dunlap is the kind of guy who can not help but use incredibly long un-decipherable words...and it throws me off tract some times but I've grabbed onto the back of the wagon and I'm being pulled along. But not by Jon Mateer because he probably would kick me off for telling him he looks like Zac Effron. Seriously he is so gay, Zac not Jon...well maybe Jon. Who drops of the last letter of their name just to sound cooler. Oh wait, Jon did that too. I should call myself Melani just because it's cool. Jaimie you are now Jaimi and Elizabeth you are now Elizabet and Sapna you are now Sapn. And Camey you are now Came and Garrett you are now Garret....actually we should drop off a couple more letters let's make you Garr...haha. So much cooler now.

HOSPITAL!!!

Ok so I have herpeticwhitlo...again and I was at the hospital because I have not only that but I have some kind of blood condition so tons of medicine!! But they were worried because last time I had herpeticwhitlo I got bells palsey, and if I get it again it may never go away so they were doing shocky stuff so I won't get it again hopefully! haha. Well I'll probably be at school tomorrow but I don't know it depends on whether the nurse lets me because what I have is contagious so I don't want you all to die! Well not die but get sick...although if you let it go and don't get medicine you could die...isn't that wonderful. I have a potentially fatal disease that will never go away but it will resurface randomly! OH THANK YOU INDIANA HOSPITAL!!! It's all your fault for neglet 6 years ago. Wow now I'm emo! YIPPIE! Well I'll see ya'll later if I'm aloud to go to school. You can call me too if you want, I am allowed to touch the phone.

Melanie

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!

PARTAY OVER HERE... WOOP WOOP ... PARTAY OVER THERE... WOOP WOOP ...

WELL ONCE AGAIN HAPPY THANKSGIVING ...

I PROBABLY WON'T BE ON FOR A WHILE SO TALK TO YOU GUYS LATER. AND ENJOY THIS HUGE WRITING. JAIMIE IF YOU DECIDE TO WRITE ON HERE I'LL GET BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

ME ENCANTA TU CAMISA ES MUY TROPICAL!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

As we all know halloween is today; October 31st...ooohhhhh!!! On nights such as this horrible things happen, small children dress up in stupid costumes and parade around asking strangers for candy. This is the only time of the year when parents are not against their children going up to strangers and taking candy. How odd. Bwahahahahaha. "Ok kids, never talk to strangers and NEVER take candy from them"

"Oh wait, nevermind it's halloween you can talk to all the strangers you want AND take candy from them."

"Hello little child would you like some gummie bears and cookies sprinkled with LOVE?"

WHAT IS OUR SOCIETY COMING TO????

This is a very serious thing to consider. What's next? Are we going to make a day when it's ok for little children to parade around Never Ever Land with M. Jackson??? Hmmm?  Or how about a day when it's all right for us to set people on fire, or get rides from creepy 40 year old men dressed as a small german child with lederhosen on???? ONCE YOU LET IT GO JUST A SMIDGE YOU CAN NEVER GET THAT LINE BACK! PEOPLE JUST BEGIN CROSSING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL WE HAVE A BUNCH OF PHILISTINES PRANCING AROUND WITH HITLER MUSTACHES ON....

"philistine prancing around with a hiter mustache on...Remind you of anyone???"

Well I do believe you have gotten my point.

With much love and despair,

Melanie

The Reason Health Is the Most RETARDED Class EVER!!!

1.) Dr. Miller (enough said)

2.) Dr. Miller's Voice---It's like a really bad radio talk show host's voice and it makes me want to kill myself so I never have to hear it again.

3.) Every year they tell us that smoking and drinking is bad for us...News Flash (WE GET IT!!!!!!) I mean seriously by the time I get out of that class I WANT TO SMOKE!

4.) We have to hear old men say vagina and penis and creepy stuff like "After the head comes out the rest of the body just slips out like WOOSH!" and words like smegma....seriously who makes up this stuff???

5.) Dr. Miller

6.) Jon Mateer is in my class

7.) So is Samantha Simone

8.) I would rather do something more pleasing like have all of my fingernails ripped off one by one or be scalped than sit in that class.

9.) Dr. Miller

10.) Those gay tests

11.) The funky smell of the classroom, I mean seriously WHAT IS THAT SMELL?? the rest of the pit of the school does not smell that way. Maybe it's D. Mill

12.) EVERYTHING IS RETARDED ABOUT THAT CLASS

13.) The fact that no matter how many times they tell us not to do something people are still going to do it because

#1 they are stupid

#2 they are stupid

#3 they are stupid

#4 they don't care what happens to them

I think that is enough for today but seriously does anyone agree that Health is the most retarded think ever forced onto us?

Melanie